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How to Lie 101

     I figured out I’m a pretty good liar. No, I am not a pathological liar. But I’ll lie if I have to. At 3am one sleepless night, I figuring out my lying into three steps: Step 1: Root the lie in some truth. I once met this girl who said she was good at figuring out when someone is lying. I decided to put that to the test. She was from Canada, and so some conversations later, I made up a lie that my dad studied at the University of Toronto and that I was born there. I even said Toronto the Canadian way to really get the bit across. I said my dad studied electrical engineering there for his masters. True, my dad did receive a masters in electrical engineering but that was in Michigan, not Canada. Still, changing a few locations is easier than making up a complete lie. I said I had both Canadian and American passports. I do have two passports, just not a Canadian one. If half of what you’re saying is the truth, then you're only half lying which is a lot easier to get away...